A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy cigarettes. He walks down to the store to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar he sees a beautiful woman & starts talking to her. They have a few beers & one thing leads to another & they end up in her apartment.
Later, he wakes up & realizes its 3 AM & says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to get really angry.
Have you got any talcum powder?"
She gives him some powder. he rubs it on his hands & leaves.
At the door, angry wife "Where the hell have u been?"
"Well, honey, I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there & we had a few drinks & one thing led to another & I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder. "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!!"
Moral of the story : Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe you anyway..
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