The irony of life...

Irony of life:
The lawyer hopes you get into trouble;
the doctor hopes you get sick;
the police hopes you become a criminal;
the teacher hopes you are born stupid;
the landlord hopes you don't buy a house;
the dentist hope your tooth decays;
the mechanic hope your car breakdown
the coffin maker wants you dead....
only a Thief wishes you "prosperity in life" and also wishes "you have a sound sleep" 